I will not stand here and listen to you people call me "cute" and "sweet". Mama, pick me up we're leaving! I'm feeling sour.

 

What the heck is that?

This is what Sophie quietly did while Mom baked her some banana bread.

 

Rockin' with the Lobster (fixed)

The video was cut short the first time. Its fixed now.

This bath, like everything I do, is going to be big, and bold, and sexy, and full of class. Like gold telescopes and 40 foot TVs. Okay?

Rhinotillexomania

All I have to do is run fast enough while flapping these leaves, and I should be able to get up to the roof.

She's like the Jimi Hendrix of piano. You should see her rock out with it behind her head.

They won't grow if you don't water them.

Thanks for the shiny box Aunt Rebecca, it's the best Christmas present I've ever gotten. It's much easier to chew since I took that thing out of it.

Look Ma, No Hands

Riki Rachtman would be proud.

Stair Master

You though the original was scary? Wait till you see the sequel. Coming next summer...Spawn of Dobosh 2. This time there'll be a toddler.

 

What was the name of that song Huey Lewis sang with that blond actress? The one from that movie. Oh yeah...Cruisin'

Once they can feed themselves, you can send them off to college. Right?

Mommy, today I will read to you from one of my favorite books, "Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What Do You See."

 

I've been through all my toys Mom, and this tag is my favorite.

 

Hoping to join the Mursi tribe of Ethiopia when she gets older, Sophia has already started her lip stretching exercises.

 

The swirling force that is hurricane Sophia is projected to make land fall within the hour. Her effect on the locals is expected to be devastating.