Look Ma, No Hands

Riki Rachtman would be proud.

Stair Master

You though the original was scary? Wait till you see the sequel. Coming next summer...Spawn of Dobosh 2. This time there'll be a toddler.

 

What was the name of that song Huey Lewis sang with that blond actress? The one from that movie. Oh yeah...Cruisin'

Once they can feed themselves, you can send them off to college. Right?

Mommy, today I will read to you from one of my favorite books, "Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What Do You See."

 

I've been through all my toys Mom, and this tag is my favorite.

 

Hoping to join the Mursi tribe of Ethiopia when she gets older, Sophia has already started her lip stretching exercises.

 

The swirling force that is hurricane Sophia is projected to make land fall within the hour. Her effect on the locals is expected to be devastating.

 

I eat chumps like you for breakfast. Speaking of breakfast, where is mine...

 

I suck two binks in the morning. I suck two binks at night. I suck two binks in the afternoon. It makes me feel alright.

 

What?! We're in a subterranean lava tube! Are you sure this is a good place to stop and take a picture mom?

 

This is me and my proud mama

 

This is me and my silly dad.

 

Sophia Cousteau's underwater exploration came to an abrupt end when she realized she had no SCUBA gear.

Who's my big girl?

Yo yo yo. Where can a baby get some water up in this piece. This tub full just ain't enough. Fo shizzle

 

Be very, very quiet. I'm hunting wabbits

 

I not sure what it is, but I can tell there's something fishy going on here.

 

Sophie's come up with an exciting new program to eliminate credit card bills... Eat them.

Being pinned by the fearsome snake, Sophie knew there was only one thing that could save her...She would have to bite his tongue.

Being this cute all the time, I work up a mighty big thirst. That why I drink 100% hawaiian purified water.

When I'm finished washing the dishes, can I go back to splashing?

Sophie's Song

And now for something a little different...

In a world filled with danger and stinky diapers, only one person can save us... It's NAKED BABY!

 

Always looking for ways to increase efficiency through multi-tasking, Sophie now practices her Bikram yoga while bathing.

 

Oh, I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener...

 

I must say, you look Maaaaarvelous

 

So... Thirsty...

 

Sophie Dobosh was booked last night on the charge of "surly while bathing". She is scheduled to appear in court in two weeks.

My doctor told me today that I'm the crankiest baby she's ever seen. I told her to go to hell.

True story. Sophie's doctor said she'd never seen a four month old as cranky as her. She's already surpassing all her peers. :P 

The rat population in Hawaii is truly out of control. It's not uncommon to find them nibbling on your sweets.