I eat chumps like you for breakfast. Speaking of breakfast, where is mine...

 

I suck two binks in the morning. I suck two binks at night. I suck two binks in the afternoon. It makes me feel alright.

 

What?! We're in a subterranean lava tube! Are you sure this is a good place to stop and take a picture mom?

 

This is me and my proud mama

 

This is me and my silly dad.

 

Sophia Cousteau's underwater exploration came to an abrupt end when she realized she had no SCUBA gear.