What the heck is that?

This is what Sophie quietly did while Mom baked her some banana bread.

 

Rockin' with the Lobster (fixed)

The video was cut short the first time. Its fixed now.

This bath, like everything I do, is going to be big, and bold, and sexy, and full of class. Like gold telescopes and 40 foot TVs. Okay?

Rhinotillexomania

All I have to do is run fast enough while flapping these leaves, and I should be able to get up to the roof.

She's like the Jimi Hendrix of piano. You should see her rock out with it behind her head.

They won't grow if you don't water them.

Thanks for the shiny box Aunt Rebecca, it's the best Christmas present I've ever gotten. It's much easier to chew since I took that thing out of it.