Stair Master

You though the original was scary? Wait till you see the sequel. Coming next summer...Spawn of Dobosh 2. This time there'll be a toddler.

 

What was the name of that song Huey Lewis sang with that blond actress? The one from that movie. Oh yeah...Cruisin'

Once they can feed themselves, you can send them off to college. Right?

Mommy, today I will read to you from one of my favorite books, "Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What Do You See."

 

I've been through all my toys Mom, and this tag is my favorite.

 

Hoping to join the Mursi tribe of Ethiopia when she gets older, Sophia has already started her lip stretching exercises.

 

The swirling force that is hurricane Sophia is projected to make land fall within the hour. Her effect on the locals is expected to be devastating.

 

I eat chumps like you for breakfast. Speaking of breakfast, where is mine...

 

I suck two binks in the morning. I suck two binks at night. I suck two binks in the afternoon. It makes me feel alright.

 

What?! We're in a subterranean lava tube! Are you sure this is a good place to stop and take a picture mom?

 

This is me and my proud mama

 

This is me and my silly dad.

 

Sophia Cousteau's underwater exploration came to an abrupt end when she realized she had no SCUBA gear.

Who's my big girl?

Yo yo yo. Where can a baby get some water up in this piece. This tub full just ain't enough. Fo shizzle

 

Be very, very quiet. I'm hunting wabbits

 

I not sure what it is, but I can tell there's something fishy going on here.

 

Sophie's come up with an exciting new program to eliminate credit card bills... Eat them.

Being pinned by the fearsome snake, Sophie knew there was only one thing that could save her...She would have to bite his tongue.